Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The clock-radio display is so bright I have to build a pillow fort to get to sleep.

I could perform open-heart surgery with the light from this clock-radio.
I just want to get a little sleep. I'm away from home, in a strange bed. My retinas are being fried from the bright blue display of the clock-radio. They could have saved a lot of money when they finally put those lights in at Wrigley Field. Three of these things would have been enough to illuminate the entire field.