Cupcakes go to waste, in a most disgusting manner.

What an undignified end for such delectable cupcakes.

Oh, the horror. A cooler was left outside the studio. It's been there for six days. Someone finally opened it. In that cooler, a melted bag of ice and several once delicious cupcakes. Now there's nothing left but soggy pastry. What a waste.

Wendy's shift managers have a meeting in the dining room.

I'm on the road and stop for lunch at a Wendy's. I managed to avoid the lunch rush, but got there just in time to catch a shift managers staff meeting. Fascinating. They spent over 30 minutes discussing shredded cheese. Shredded cheese!

Windows wants to install 74 updates.

74 updates?! Who has this kind of time?

It's a laptop that belongs to the radio station. I just turned it on to see if it had Microsoft Word on it. But before I could do that I had to reset the date. I guess the battery had gone totally dead since no one has used this laptop in months, maybe longer. So it turns out this puppy doesn't have Word. No problem, there's another laptop around here somewhere. So I hit "turn off your computer" and expect to pack it back up. But no. 74 updates have to download first. 74 updates? Come on Bill Gates, can't you get one of these Windows operating systems right on the first try?

People leave unused time on the microwave!

Three minutes and forty-two seconds! Really?! I have nothing that requires that much time in the microwave!

I'm ready to put my lunch in the microwave. I'm a little pressed for time. Wait. What's this? The last person to use the microwave took their food out before the timer went off, and they didn't bother to reset the timer. Now I have to either cook my food for the length of time left on the timer or push the "Stop/Clear" button myself.